How To Catch A King Python This Christmas

Greetings & compliments of the season to you. Here are the few solid steps required to catch a snake in your area.

STEP 1: Find the doormout, don't knock, just burst in like them FBI'S without a warrant screaming "put your tails in da air and Freeze!"...

...take em by surprise!

STEP 2: Put your lighters up!

STEP 3: Show em u've got a loaded 9mm

STEP 4: WATCHOUT BUDDY!!!

STEP 5: Don't go screaming like a wuss. na u first find trouble. Get on the radio and call for Backup

...be BOLD dude.

STEP 6: Backup arrives

STEP 7: Take a Breath of Fresh air cos ee no easy... Bros, u for don die by now.

STEP 8: Enjoy the dividends of Democracy...you live to die another day.

Enjoy your holidays peeps. But remember "DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME"